Congress advises Arjun Singh to read Gita

The present elections are sure at a fun time!The public has become more educated in the previous 5 yrs than cumulatively in the prior 56yrs. The shoegate scandle is the new weapon of politician destruction. Apna Chidu bhai (Sorry! it's Mr.Chidambaram, (soon to be ex)-home minister),couldn't escape it.And that too a brandless shoe!It must have hurt.Then apna mati ke lal, Lauh purush, had to undergo the same treatment.Imagine the next PM of India,Yaar!Atleast some izzat ka khayal to karti public!
And the best thing is that apna Modi bhai is no longer attending rallies with the same tempo.Akhir he is the next next PM of India.Kahan gale mein kamal ki maala honi chahiye, kahan log jooton ki baat karte hain.Ama ye bhi koi baat hai yaar? Ek to public service karo aur upar se joote bhi khao!

Now comes the most interesting part, that of Arjun singh.Mr Singh is upset over the denial of party tickets to his son Ajay Singh and daughter Veena Singh.So bechare kya karen? Chalo purani aadat hai,TV channel par bol diya that he was “shocked” at the treatment being meted out to loyalists. He felt that there was no reward for loyalty in Congress.
Ab bhai koi inko samjhaye, he has been in education ministry;he is the champion of backward rights;he is anti forward(anti brahmin in fact)- Purane kaal mein caste system aise hi aaya tha, baap bolta tha mera beta bhi wahi karega jo maine kiya : To Arjun ji, aap apne bete ke pher mein mat pado, nahin to politics mein bhi ek class or caste aajeyga! Aapko chahiye kisi backward caste ke liye lado- usko seat dilao!

Magar nahi,bhai saheb hum to politics mein hain.Humein to apni gotiyan sekni hain.Abhi tak jo mandal,mandal chillaye uska phal to milna chahiye na.Bus beta,beti set ho jaayen to agle baar ki ministry mein ek cabinet birth pucca! Arre Arjun ji, aadmi kaya,kuch aadh dasak zindgi baki; moh maya chodo aur Ram bhajan karo!Aise bhi public aajkal thodi jyada samajhdar hai,sidhe chappal phenkti hai. Aur is dhalti dupahariya mein ek chappal--Raam,Raam,Tauba aapke dushmano par!

Congress party bhi badi samajhdar.It retorted by saying “working for the party and believing in it was its own reward”. Le,isse badhkar kya hai bhai! Ye party to Ramrajya lana cahti hai!Internal merit pe ticket milega : O Ji, jyada smart banke kya fayada. Sabse zyada criminal candidate tumhare party se.Aur to aur Sikh riot ka natiza you blotched;Bhopal gas tragedy ka kuch nahin hoga?

Agar har nakami par ek joota lage to ba kayeda congress wale joote bech kar crorepati ban jayenge!Phir bhi congress ka haath, aam admi ke saath!
Issi baat pe olo Siyawar Ramchandra Ki Jai!