Shravan, Shiva & the journey from Sultanganj to Deoghar

Q:> Which is the holiest month for the Hindus, Watson?, asked Holmes!
A:> Jolly Goodness! I don't know that for us Brits & you expect me to answer that.
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Well the conversation happened in my imagination but I am willing to ask the same question to many of our friends and I do expect an answer.

The month of Shravan , or Shravana Mas, is supposed to be the holiest month. In fact Shravan Month is also the first month in the Chatur Mas - four holy months. Though the whole month is considered sacred, the most famous and the most special place is reserved for the Mondays in Shravan month which is dedicated to Lord Shiva. The month is so sacred that many north indians give up taking non-veg and garlic and onions during the period. One can also find many people (esp. girls) observing the famous Somvar Vrat( Fast on Monday, in search for a good soulmate). The Shravan Month this year begins on July 8 and ends on August 6.

One can know that the month has started, from the sudden urge of people to start wearing orange coloured robe and the rush to offer water & milk in Shiva temple.
The whole of north india as if by a miracle turns saintly in sight, and the national news channels will be seen in a frenzy to cover the event. Many cities will see worsening of traffic, but it is also the month when the faith of millions of people comes alive and pulsating into our lives and we are forced to respect the faith!

The legend ( there are many in India) says that when the churning of oceans - Samudra Manthan - took place in the month of Shravan, and fourteen different types of things came out. Thirteen of these were distributed amongst the devs & demons, except Halahal (poison). Nobody was ready to touch it, while it played havoc with the ecosystem. Lord Shiva, being of a kind heart, drank the poison and stored it in his throat. Since then he is called as Neelkantha (meaning blue throat).


To reduce the strong effect of poison, Lord Shiva wore the crescent moon on his head. Moon, or chandrma is seen to be of a cool character (sheetal). All the Gods, thereafter started offering the Ganges water to Lord Shiva to make lessen the effect of poison. Since, this happened in the month of Shravana, since then the Shiva devotees offer the Ganges water in this month. Well you know how these legends go!!

Well this month is truly auspicious and the first monday of the month is considered most sacred by the devotees of Lord Shiva. Since I spend my childhood years at Deoghar, I have come to know a bit about the length the devotees go through to see Lord Shiva.The importance of Babadham ( Deoghar )increases during the month of Shrawan. During this period, lakhs of devotees throng the Baba Baidyanath temple.

But many among them first go to Sultanganj, where the Ganges flows to the North, about 109 kms away from Babadham.(Babadham, Baidyanath Dham, Deoghar, Jasidih and Ravaneshwar mahadev are some of the name for the place). It is from this place (sultanganj) that the devotees collect water in their kanwars and carry the holy Ganges water, with the kanwars on their shoulders. They walk 109 km up to Baba Baidyanath temple at Babadham reciting Bol Bam on the way.


On reaching Babadham, the kanwarias first take a dip in the Shivaganga to purify themselves, and then enter the Baba Baidyanath temple, where the Ganges water is offered to the Jyotirlingam. It is said that while on way to lanka with the Shivlinga, Ravana felt a strong urge to pee. But he could not keep the Shivlinga on ground, otherwise it would stay there. Finding a brahmin ( Vishnu in disguise), he handed over the Shivling to him and went to relieve himself. The brahmin in the absence of ravana kept the Linga there itself. Ravana on coming back saw the Ling on the ground and tried lifting it again but could not do so. So in anger he pressed the Shivalinga to the ground by his thumb.

This pilgrimage continues during the whole of Shravan for 30 days, during July-August. This is supposed to be the longest religious fair in the world. The sight on the way from Sultanganj to Babadham is of a 109 km long human chain of saffron clad pilgrims. It is estimated that within this period of one month around 50 to 55 lakhs pilgrims visit Babadham.



Lord Somnath is in the country Saurashtra, Mallikarjuna is on the Shree Shailam,

Mahakala is in Ujjayani, Parameshwar belongs to Onkar,

Kedar in the mountain of Himalaya, Bhimashankar is in the country of Dakini,

Viswesh belongs to Varanasi, the Lord Trayam bakam resides on the shore of Gautami river,

Baidyanath lies on the land of ashes and the Lord of snake lives in the wooden forest.

Lord Rama stays near the sea where it was bridged by him and Lord of Ghushma resides in the abode of Shiva.

If one recites the twelve names in the early morning,

he will get rid of all sins and will get all fruits of his efforts.

Thus the abode of Baidyanath Jyotirlingam is a very ancient sacred place of India. It is one of the twelve Jyotirlinga kshetra in India. It is also one of 52 peethas. The question of Pithas is associated with Devi Bhagwat, Kubjika Tantra, Kalika Rahasyam, Mundmal Tantra and Rudrayamalam etc. This holy shrine is famous as Chitabhumi.

Baidyanath Jyotirlingam is a great power, gracing great effects. The result of His greatness is the page of Deoghar Jail's history. In British India a jailor was posted at Deoghar. As ill luck would have it he was facing misfortune. His son was missing in a sea together with his ship. Jailor was upset and he did not pay proper attention to his work. He was advised by his staff to meditate and worship Baidyanath as God is famous for fulfilling one's desires. He began to meditate upon Baidyanath Jyotirlingam. Miracles took place. Suddenly news come, he is alive and ship is alright. Since then he started a tradition in the Deoghar Jail and 'Phool Kaman' was created to gather flowers and Vilva Patras for worshipping Lord Baidyanath. Even today the garlands and snake made of wood and flowers is made by prisoners of deoghar jail daily and it is used in the morning Aarti.

I also had an oppurtunity once to go on kanwar mission but being unsure of my strength and my fate I declined the full journey and instead agreed for ony about 30 odd kilometers. Even that was nothing less than climbing a mountain for me. But the line of saffron clad kanwarias and their shout of Bol Bum kept me going. The biggest problem came when we entered the town of Deoghar and the temple was hardly 2 kms away. Then it seemed as if all the tiredness came in one swoop and taking a single step was a great challange. Yet somehow we persisted. And for good too! The feeling that you get when you stand in front of the Linga & meditate... all sorrows stand away, nothing touches you and for an instant you do feel that you came in contact with Mahadev.


Meaning:

Shri Mahadeva said ...

Whoever meditates for a minute, even he is rogue, and he will be graced for all time to come.

One should worship Baidyanath forever. What to speak of his fruits! Even Brahma, the god of creation, fails to appreciate Him.

Guru Poornima

Poornima in hindi symbolises the full moon aspect.The day when moon becomes whole again. And GURU is made from 2 root words : Gu stands for ignorance, and Ru stands for destroyer. So what does these two words mean when they come together? Well for one they symbolise a day when we become whole again thru the grace of Guru who destroys our sins in form of ignorance and illuminates our inner being with higher truth and light.

The Guru Poornima is a tribute to all the Gurus of the world...but it is more so in the rememberance of Vyas who is said to have edited the four Vedas, written the 18 Puranas, the Mahabharata and the Srimad Bhagavata. Vyasa even taught Dattatreya, who is regarded as the Guru of Gurus.(As he was born on the full moon day in the month of Aashaada, this day is celebrated as Vyasa-poornima). And also to Gautam the Buddha, who attained enlightenment on this day under a banyan tree in Bodhgaya, and who showed us that we could all become Buddha by destroying our desires.

Sw Shivananda writes, "It was not without reason that the India of the past carefully tended and kept alive the lamp of Guru-Tattva. It is therefore not without reason that India, year after year, age after age, commemorates anew this ancient concept of the Guru, adores it and pays homage to it again and again, and thereby re-affirms its belief and allegiance to it. For, the true Indian knows that the Guru is the only guarantee for the individual to transcend the bondage of sorrow and death, and experience the Consciousness of the Reality."

Two very important shlokas showing the place of a guru in hindu parlance are:

1. Guru Brahma Guru Vishnu Guru Devo Maheswara Guru Sakshath Para Brahma Thasmai Shri Gurave Namaha
Guru is all the forms of Brahma, Vishnu & Mahesh: creator, sustainer and destroyer. He is the end and means in itself, he is most high (ParamBrahma)and we bow to such a guru!

2.Dhyaana moolam guror murtih;
Pooja moolam guror padam;
Mantra moolam guror vakyam;
Moksha moolam guror kripa

"The Guru's form should be meditated upon; the feet of the Guru should be worshipped; his words are to be treated as a sacred Mantra; his Grace ensures final liberation".

Such is the importance of guru in our country. So on this auspicious day we should work according to our stage and limit, but we should take stock of the year gone by..how far have we traversed on the path of light or consciousness! Those of us who do not have a guru should look up and take God as their guide and pay homage to them, meditate on their form. For the agnostic friends among us, we should celebrate this day as the day of knowledge....when knowledge sets us free..we come to realise that we can be whatever we desire to be & if we work hard enough for it...that it is our destiny to be happy...The world exists for us, & not we for the world!

The least we can do is to keep the principles behind the day in our mind and try consciously better ourself from the past. In that way we will blossom into full moon and realise our true potential!

Help, not harm.
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Arise! Awake! & stop not till the goal is reached!

Summers!

Say summer to anyone and what kind of response do you get? That time of year when Indians suffer the most.( They suffer in all seasons though!). Ask a child and he will tell you it is the best time of the year minus the holiday homework.But what does summer mean to people like me? A student to boot, that too a management one. This in itself is the highest pedestal one can hope reaching in the country. It is supposed to be the shortcut to success...multi lakhs salaries...good life & all that! At least for the decent college pass outs.

Summers is the testing ground for people like us. It can make us or it can mar us, what it doesn't do is to give us the luxury of choice. Especially this year. The sub-prime crisis was bad for people like us. One who is an admirer of globalisation processes at work need not look any further for my argument against it. Yes, I have started feeling bad about the globalisation process after my inability to find a decent company with decent pay for the summer work. Oh, I know one should be willing to work for free and all stuff like that...But in my city there is a saying that "Bhuke bhajan na hoye GOPALA!", and I have come to realize the wisdom behind it after working on the project in the sweltering heat without any allowance!

But everything is is fair in love & war and getting a place where you are willing to work is nothing short of a war. So it was a valuable experience to work for two months on a project, to see things from management's perspective. The biggest change which i found in myself was changing my view from micro management to macro management. One can not do without the other, both are necessary evils. But looking at things from a macro point of view does give you something to talk about. To give you an analogy, its like looking at planet earth from the space as the home of life... But your understanding is not complete untill you come to earth and see the other processes at work that go on to make life possible on earth... i.e. you see things micro...

Now back to summers. The experience also taught me that more the things change the more they remain the same. Just go to any company in the rural part or away from metros and you will find age old management practices at work. The Indian way of doing things is seen everywhere :"JUGAAD" is the magic word. How do these companies survive is also beyond me! Well change is happening, people have started asking questions about quality etc., but the process is very slow. By that token it would take India another 50 to 60 years to think on the same platform as the world...

It's as if two India exists side by side...one at the cutting edge of evolution like telecom... and the other part which has inbuilt inefficiencies...still provides employment to over 80% India.... It's sad and even baffling to see the two India's exist peacefully side by side...but for how long????

So now at the end of my summer trial by fire..Have I changed?...Has it brought some wisdom?....Not on the surface...but each happening does teach you somethng.. it's upto you whether you learn something from it or not...

In that way I would always remember summer of 2009...Adieu!

Solar Phone

While surfing the net, I came across an article that talked about the world's first solar powered phone launched by Samsung in India. It is launched under the Guru brand and is expected to cost about Rs 2799. The initial promotion says that for an hour of charge in sun will give you 5 to 10 minutes of talk time. It would be prudent to take the middle of the two figures say 7 minutes of talk time. And the full charge will take something around 40 hrs. Well that is indeed a good news for Indians where chronic power shortages are a norm. But I am thrilled by the prospect that so advanced an technology is being used commercially and for the lower income group.

Sun is known to be life giver and has been looked upon as God by the various civilizations. Egyptians worshipped sun, so did the Greeks. And in india we he had suryavanshi kings who derived their lineage from the sun. Karna was Sun's boon to Kunti and everyone in India ( at least those who read the Mahabharata) is aware of his name. Sun is worshipped both as male as well as female in India. Chath puja is performed all over north india and Savitri and Gaytri are also supposed to be forms of sun. The point is Sun is a major life giver and causes all the weather phenomenon. Plants need the sun for photosynthesis and so forth.

It is said that merely by covering 4% of the world's desert area with photovoltaics could supply all of the world's electricity. The Gobi Desert alone could supply almost all of the world's total energy demand. The only thing that keeps us from realizing this dream is the high cost associated with the technology. Currently ( 2008) it supplied only 0.02% of world energy. Now suppose we could develop devices that could charge themselves in the Sun. Everyone knows that solar power is a renewable source of energy and will be there for eternity ( until all the hydrogen runs out…an event out of our purview ). And best of all it is free. And India being a subtropical country stands in a very good position to utilize this form of energy. All that is needed is innovations like the crest guru phone by Samsung to bring it in public domain.

It is still a start and will take a lot of time before all issues are sorted out. But it is a start in the right direction. Suppose other gadgets start coming out at a low price. Imagine such a future and what it would entail for the rural areas. What we can pray for is that these gadgets start keep coming out and reach a tipping point. That looks a few decades away but the potential is tremendous. And it would save our planet too!

The seven laws of success: Deepak Chopra

Good things come in a pair, that's my new found belief. First Jonathan Livingstone and now this gem from Deepak Chopra. Who doesn't want success? Everyone does! And there are plethora of books – some good, some bad, and some absolutely pathetic – that give you advice on succeeding where others have failed. Now if everyone could become enlightened just by reading and following these books, our world would have been a better place. All these books work on a superficial level, and give you a few days worth of a stimuli which massages your brain and nothing else. Well this book may not give you that kick, but works at a deeper level and if followed will clearly take you to a higher plane. It is also a very short book- all of 39 pages infact – but it conveys a powerful message. So here are the 7 laws of spiritual success according to him:

• Law of Pure Potentialities
  

  The source of all creation is pure consciousness, pure potentiality seeking expression from the unmanifest to the manifest. And we have to realize that in order for this law to apply. We can do so through the daily practice of silence, meditation and practice of non-judgment. The silence entails the act of simply being and experiencing silence. Meditation for half hours both in morning and evening makes one more aware and more open to the law of pure potentiality. Non-judgment means forming no judgment about any event, being neutral to all stimuli. Bible says," Judge not ye and be not judged,…" .The other thing that he lays emphasis on is being close to nature, observing the working of it in silence and in contemplation.
  

• The Law Of Giving
  

  The best way to receive the abundance of universe is to give. You should help others get what they want and you would be sowing the seeds of potential success. Whenever you come in contact with someone, keep in mind to leave them with something. The gift might not be materialistic; it can be a compliment or a prayer. Caring, attention, appreciation and love are very precious gifts in fact the most precious gifts and best of all they come free! Make a conscious decision to give wherever you go, to whomever you see. Wish them happiness, joy and laughter.
  

• Law Of Karma
  

  As one sows so shall one reap : this is one of the oldest wisdom and also the least understood. The law of karma or the law of cause and effect exists and is the reason for what we are today and the path we have taken in life. Every time we make a decision or do something we are making a choice. If someone insults us, we make a choice of being sad; and when one appreciates us we become happy- that is our choice. As we go on making these choices we become conditioned to the externalities and any stimulus evokes a certain response from us just like the dog of Pavlov who would salivate at the sound of bell, after being conditioned to the stimuli. Swami Vivekananda said,"
  Karma is the eternal assertion of human freedom.. . . Our thoughts, our words, and deeds are the threads of the net which we throw around ourselves." And the law of karma says that no law in the universe goes unpaid. So whatever actions you did in the past (lives, if you believe in soul),will bear fruits in present lives; and whatever actions you perform now, whether good or bad, will bear fruit in next life. So witness the choices you make in each moment. Be aware of the choices!
  

• The Law of Least Effort
  

  There are three components to the Law of Least Effort, three things you can do to put this principle of "do less and accomplish more" into action. The first component is acceptance. Acceptance simply means that you make a commitment: "Today I will accept people, situations, circumstances, and events as they occur.." You accept things as they are, not as you wish they were in this moment. When you feel frustrated or upset by a person or a situation, remember that you are not reacting to the person or the situation, but to your feelings about the person or the situation. These are your feelings, and your feelings are not someone else's fault.
  

  This leads us to the second component of the Law of Least Effort: responsibility. What does responsibility mean? Responsibility means not blaming anyone or anything for your situation, including yourself. Having accepted this circumstance, this event, this problem, responsibility then means the ability to have a creative response to the situation as it is now. There is a hidden meaning behind all events, and this hidden meaning is serving your own
  

  evolution.
  

  The third component of the Law of Least Effort is defenselessness, which means that your awareness is established in defenselessness, and you have relinquished the need to convince or persuade others of your point of view. If you observe people around you, you'll see that they spend ninety-nine percent of their time defending their points of view. If you just relinquish the need to defend your point of view, you will in that relinquishment, gain access to enormous amounts of energy that have been previously wasted. Completely desist from defending your point of view. When you have no point to defend, you do not allow the birth of an argument. When you remain open to all points of view, not rigidly attached to only one, your dreams and desires will flow with nature's desires.
  

• Law of Intention and Desire
  

  This law is based on the fact that energy and information exist everywhere in nature. Your body is not separate from the body of the universe, because at quantum mechanical levels there are no well-defined edges. You can consciously change the energy and informational content or your own quantum mechanical body, and this conscious change is brought about by the two qualities inherent in consciousness: attention and intention. Attention energizes, and intention transforms. How many among us know that a single cell in the human body is doing about six trillion things per second, and it has to know what every other cell is doing at the same time. This is talked about by Buddha. The symphony of universe is played on the human body. One has to become aware of it. Intention is the real power behind desire. Intent alone is very powerful, because intent is desire without attachment to the outcome. Desire alone is weak, because desire in most people is attention with attachment. Relinquish your attachment to the outcome. This means giving up your rigid attachment to a specific result and living in the wisdom of uncertainty. It means enjoying every moment in the journey of your life, even if you don't know the outcome. Let the universe handle the details. Trust that infinite organizing power of intention to orchestrate all the details for you.
  

• The Law of pure Detachment
  

  The Law of Detachment says that in order to acquire anything in the physical universe, you have to relinquish your attachment to it. This doesn't mean you give up the intention to create your desire. You don't give up the intention, and you don't give up the desire. You give up your attachment to the result. Attachment, on the other hand, is based on fear and insecurity, and the need for security is based on not knowing the true Self. When you understand this law, you don't feel compelled to force solutions. When you force solutions on problems, you only create new problems. Make the following mantra: Today I will commit myself to detachment. I will allow myself and those around me the freedom to be as they are. I will not rigidly impose my idea of how things should be.
  

• The Law of Dharma or Purpose in life
  

  There are three components to the Law of Dharma. The first component says that each of us is here to discover our true Self; each of us is here to discover our higher self or our spiritual self. That's the first fulfillment of the Law of Dharma. We must find out for our self that inside us is a god or goddess in embryo that wants to be born so that we can express our divinity. The second component of the Law of Dharma is to express our unique talents. The Law of Dharma says that every human being has a unique talent. You have a talent that is unique in its expression, so unique that there's no one else alive on this planet that has that talent, or that expression of that talent. This means that there's one thing you can do, and one way of doing it, that is better than anyone else on this entire planet. The third component of the Law of Dharma is service to humanity, to serve your fellow human beings and to ask yourself the questions, .How can I help? How can I help all those that I come into contact with? Ask yourself, if money was no concern and you had all the time and money in the world, what would you do? If you would still do what you currently do, then you are in dharma, because you have passion for what you do, you are expressing your unique talents. Swami Vivekananda said that each soul is potentially divine. Discover your divinity, find your unique talent, serve humanity with it, and you can generate all the wealth that you want.
  

  
   

We are travelers on a cosmic journey, star-dust, swirling and dancing in the eddies and whirlpools of infinity. Life is eternal. But the expressions of life are ephemeral, momentary, and transient. Gautama Buddha, the founder of Buddhism, once said, this existence of ours is as transient as autumn clouds. To watch the birth and death of beings is like looking at the movements of a dance. A lifetime is like a flash of lightning in the sky, rushing by like a torrent down a steep mountain.

We have stopped for a moment to encounter each other, to meet, to love, to share. This is a precious moment, but it is transient. It is a little parenthesis in eternity. If we share with caring, lightheart-edness, and love, we will create abundance and joy for each other. And then this moment will have been worthwhile.

Jonathan Livingstone Seagull by Richard Bach

Reading is a good habit to develop and at times when you come across books like Jon Seagull you thank your stars for the gift you have. Certainly there are other good books like Siddharth, Autobiography of a yogi etc, but the thing going for this book is that it is more of a sort of a short story that you can finish in half hour. But it will force you to think and if you dig a little deeper you would be amazed at the beauty and truth of the lesson contained therein.
Well I had heard about the book but was unaware about its content. I had no inkling abouth what kind of book it was and though I had opportunities to read the book before, somehow I always ignored it for the more racy fiction titles. So it was today that I came across it again in an eBook format and having nothing better to do decided to read it. And I am glad that I did.

In the start we are introduced to Jonathan Livingstone who is somewhat different from the other gulls of the flock. While others think of nothing more than eating, Jon thinks about flight and how he can overcome the limitations. His mother asks him at one point,” Why is it, so hard to be like others in the flock, Jon?”. And he replies,” I just want to know what I can do and what I can’t”.

And so he is turned out of flock for daring to think and act differently. But he doesn’t stop to practice and is in search for new dimensions of flying, and it is through him that we know these priceless wisdoms : …And it was pretty just to stop thinking [ Very correct according to me as very few among us like to really think and are satisfied in rolling along with the life. How many among us can sit alone with themselves without any stimuli like book, tv or drugs? ]. And then, “….the most important thing in living was to reach out and touch perfection in that (one loves to do )….”.

And in time he perfects many flights and a time comes when he is asked into another world where he can go higher. So he goes there and meets characters like Sullivan and Chiang. At one point Sullivan asks him,” Do you have any idea how many lives we must have gone through before we even got the first idea that there is more to life than eating or fighting or power in the flock? “, and continuing says,”… there is such a thing as perfection….. our purpose for living is to find that perfection and show it forth.”

Then Chiang implies to him that,” heaven is not a place or a time. Heaven is being perfect….. and … perfect speed my son is being there.” The most important lesson taught by chiang, the elder of the council is that a gull’s nature lived everywhere at once across space and time. And one could go anywhere by being aware of this truth.

So Jon on feeling empathy for other flocks on earth returns to earth to teach them to fly better. And at one point asks,”Why is it the hardest thing in the world is to convince a bird that he is free.” His wisdom:
• Every thing that limits us, we have to put aside.
• We’re free to go where we wish and to be what we are.
• The only true law is that which leads to freedom.
• You’ve to practice and see the real gull, the good in every one of them …..
• And in the end, “ You need to keep finding yourself, a little more everyday” , at the point of parting with Fletcher.
It is definitely a must read story. The amount of wisdom contained inside applies to our daily lives. Though it is a story about the gulls, they think and act like humans. The banishment of Jon because he dared to be different; he being called the son of the Great Gull ; and later being called a devil as he brings Fletcher back to life…. All these are (loose) symbolisms of the life of Christ. And the central idea that each man is free and can come to know so by his search for perfection in whatever he does or loves to do. And that one will have to do all the hard work himself, there is no shortcut.

Congress advises Arjun Singh to read Gita

The present elections are sure at a fun time!The public has become more educated in the previous 5 yrs than cumulatively in the prior 56yrs. The shoegate scandle is the new weapon of politician destruction. Apna Chidu bhai (Sorry! it's Mr.Chidambaram, (soon to be ex)-home minister),couldn't escape it.And that too a brandless shoe!It must have hurt.Then apna mati ke lal, Lauh purush, had to undergo the same treatment.Imagine the next PM of India,Yaar!Atleast some izzat ka khayal to karti public!
And the best thing is that apna Modi bhai is no longer attending rallies with the same tempo.Akhir he is the next next PM of India.Kahan gale mein kamal ki maala honi chahiye, kahan log jooton ki baat karte hain.Ama ye bhi koi baat hai yaar? Ek to public service karo aur upar se joote bhi khao!

Now comes the most interesting part, that of Arjun singh.Mr Singh is upset over the denial of party tickets to his son Ajay Singh and daughter Veena Singh.So bechare kya karen? Chalo purani aadat hai,TV channel par bol diya that he was “shocked” at the treatment being meted out to loyalists. He felt that there was no reward for loyalty in Congress.
Ab bhai koi inko samjhaye, he has been in education ministry;he is the champion of backward rights;he is anti forward(anti brahmin in fact)- Purane kaal mein caste system aise hi aaya tha, baap bolta tha mera beta bhi wahi karega jo maine kiya : To Arjun ji, aap apne bete ke pher mein mat pado, nahin to politics mein bhi ek class or caste aajeyga! Aapko chahiye kisi backward caste ke liye lado- usko seat dilao!

Magar nahi,bhai saheb hum to politics mein hain.Humein to apni gotiyan sekni hain.Abhi tak jo mandal,mandal chillaye uska phal to milna chahiye na.Bus beta,beti set ho jaayen to agle baar ki ministry mein ek cabinet birth pucca! Arre Arjun ji, aadmi kaya,kuch aadh dasak zindgi baki; moh maya chodo aur Ram bhajan karo!Aise bhi public aajkal thodi jyada samajhdar hai,sidhe chappal phenkti hai. Aur is dhalti dupahariya mein ek chappal--Raam,Raam,Tauba aapke dushmano par!

Congress party bhi badi samajhdar.It retorted by saying “working for the party and believing in it was its own reward”. Le,isse badhkar kya hai bhai! Ye party to Ramrajya lana cahti hai!Internal merit pe ticket milega : O Ji, jyada smart banke kya fayada. Sabse zyada criminal candidate tumhare party se.Aur to aur Sikh riot ka natiza you blotched;Bhopal gas tragedy ka kuch nahin hoga?

Agar har nakami par ek joota lage to ba kayeda congress wale joote bech kar crorepati ban jayenge!Phir bhi congress ka haath, aam admi ke saath!
Issi baat pe olo Siyawar Ramchandra Ki Jai!